Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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