You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
When did angry sex become our thing?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize