Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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