btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Farmville is her only friend.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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