i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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