mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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