i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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