I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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