I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Less talking, more tequila
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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