Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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