My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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