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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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