My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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