she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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