Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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