Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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