whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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