So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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