This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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