But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
