i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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