Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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