Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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