I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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