when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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