Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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