Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i out mim tonsoeep
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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