talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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