Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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