i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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