I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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