it wasn't lemon gatorade
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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