what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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