There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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