But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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