Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
...so i touched it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Shame is for Republicans.
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