This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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