i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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