That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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