I'm sorry my penis didn't work
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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