You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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