oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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