Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He has no idea heโs my boyfriend.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm, like, this ๐ค๐ผ close to buying crocs
And you're also ๐ค๐ผ to never putting your dick inside me again
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