We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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