Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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