# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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