dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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