I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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