You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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