i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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