there was a trapeze. enough said
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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