i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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