My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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